Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.
- Napoleon

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Damn Them

Nabisco is obviously one of Satan's many enterprises. And my grocery store is in league with them.

Nabisco created... Oreo Cakesters™. Not only that but you can get them with chocolate cream inside! And my local store put the damn things on sale. Hateful hateful people.

This will be the downfall of women everywhere. Civilization as we know it could collapse. "Dogs and cats, living together!"

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to wash those suckers down with some fat-free yogurt just to assuage the guilt.


Alex Adams said...

Oh noes!! Curse them!

*shakes fist at the sky*

Janimé said...


The Cookie Company at the local mall has these things called "Double Doozies". Two great big cookies with their cream icing as filling.

And if that's not bad enough, a so-called "friend" turned me onto the fact that you can ask for them to be specially made with chocolate filling instead.

I don't go to the local mall very much anymore.

B.E. Sanderson said...

OMG, Jan, I'm so glad I don't live around there any more. I can't take any more tempting foods. (Like I don't get enough around here. Ack.)