Nabisco is obviously one of Satan's many enterprises. And my grocery store is in league with them.
Nabisco created... Oreo Cakesters™. Not only that but you can get them with chocolate cream inside! And my local store put the damn things on sale. Hateful hateful people.
This will be the downfall of women everywhere. Civilization as we know it could collapse. "Dogs and cats, living together!"
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to wash those suckers down with some fat-free yogurt just to assuage the guilt.
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