In the interest of keeping good relations with our fellow human beings, I have decided that writers should come with warning labels.
-Likely to change subjects mid-conversation.
-Prone to shouting out strange things in public.
-Liable to leave bed in the middle of the night when inspiration strikes.
-May become violent when interrupted, especially when the interruption was something that could have waited.
-May be familiar with various ingenious ways to kill you... AND get away with it.
-Particularly hazardous when mixed with credit cards and bookstores.
-Use extreme caution when corresponding--unless you want your emails, letters, receipts, etc. proofread.
-Keep away from sharp objects when in the presence of rejection letters.
-If caught talking to herself, do NOT call local mental institution.
-If taken with rejection letters, please call 1-800-HERSHEY for antidote.
If you had to make a warning label for yourself, what would yours say?
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